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powerburial:

pondwitch:

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

daburuwosagase:

cookiesemilyy:

teffiniwynn:

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I played Symphonia through dolphin with some friends a while back and sure it’s got some compelling story beats or characters or whatever but also the emulator somehow constantly fucking up textboxes was amazing. I could never replay this game through an official release cause it wouldn’t tell me I Foiled ot moking Sondwich.

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centurycolor:
“ I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps...

centurycolor:

I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.

fieldbears:

saintsideways:

battlships:

arsonforcharlie:

pengychan:

pengychan:

My brother’s girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it’s completely free if you’re in one of the “at risk” groups.

“What does that mean,” he asks.
“It’s free if you’re gay,” he’s told.
“Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or…?”
“Just put in a check mark here.”

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he’s stingy as it gets. So now he’s officially gay. Congrats bro.

“Doctor, give it to me straight”
“You sure, there’s a fee”
“… Give it to me gay”

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he’d have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

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fieldbears:

saintsideways:

battlships:

arsonforcharlie:

pengychan:

pengychan:

My brother’s girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it’s completely free if you’re in one of the “at risk” groups.

“What does that mean,” he asks.
“It’s free if you’re gay,” he’s told.
“Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or…?”
“Just put in a check mark here.”

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he’s stingy as it gets. So now he’s officially gay. Congrats bro.

“Doctor, give it to me straight”
“You sure, there’s a fee”
“… Give it to me gay”

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he’d have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

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mavigator:

mavigator:

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

grox:

Take that badge off your url boy

spongeballs:

escuerzoresucitado:

chairicon:

escuerzoresucitado:

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Would you go to the movies for this overstimulating experience?

yes

no

idk/meh

Can I vape in the back of the theater? I’m not answering til I know. I understand it’s usually verboten but these are extenuating circumstances

@chairicon yes, you can vape, smoke, fart, do whatever you want, just like real life.

SpongeBob

zegalba:

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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

zegalba:

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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl